Saturday, January 28, 2023
Issue 588: Uncle Rod and the Rescue Telescope
Back in her natural element... |
What in pea turkey is a rescue telescope?! A “rescue
telescope” is most often a modern iteration of the Department Store Telescope that
has fallen on hard times, has fallen about as far as a telescope can
fall. Maybe it began as a Christmas or birthday present to a young person or an
impulse buy by an adult. It was quickly found to be deficient in that its images
didn’t rival those of the Hubble Space Telescope. It was under the stars a few
times and brought its owner a pretty Moon but was soon found to be Too Much Trouble.
The briefly loved scope, its wonderfully gaudy box long discarded, finds its
way into a closet where it sits bereft of starlight for a long, weary time.
The scope’s descent doesn’t stop there. Sooner or later, it
becomes an annoyance, taking up room in that closet, crashing to the floor every
time the owner retrieves their galoshes, and making a general nuisance of
itself. Sometimes it’s given away and the story thus far repeats itself. Most
often, it is put on the curb, to be either plucked by the trash pickers or sent
to its final demise. Sometimes it gets lucky, though; the owner donates
it to a charity thrift store and sometimes, just sometimes, someone comes along
and gives the poor thing a second chance.
Anyhoo, one recent Thursday evening, Unk found himself
arriving a little early for a radio club meeting held at a Goodwill Community
Center adjacent to a Goodwill Thrift Store. The previous week I’d found a Simpson
260 multimeter in there for the grand sum of nine dollars. With a little
time on my hands, I wanted to see if I might get lucky again and headed for the
back of the store where the electronics are kept…but didn’t get that far.
At first Unk thought he was going crazy(er). I seemed to be
hearing a plaintive little voice. A little female voice: “HELP ME,
UNCLE ROD! YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE!” My
puzzlement turned to understanding when I spotted a 4.5-inch Newtonian sitting beside
the aisle on her spindly tripod.
“Hello, little one. How long have you been here?”
“Oh, Unk, I’ve been here the longest old time!”
“Well, let’s have a look at you.” What was before me was a current
Department Store Telescope (DST). You thought they were gone? No, they, the telescopes
in-between toys and genuinely serious but inexpensive scopes like the Orion
Starblast, are still with us. They are
still sold in actual department stores, but also in hobby shops and, of course,
online. Most of them are the ubiquitous 114mm (4.5 inch) Newtonians, 60mm refractors
being less numerous than they once were.
How is the current crop compared to those of yore, like the
famous Tasco 11-TE? Compared to 60s – 70s DSTs,
they are mostly worse. The big and debilitating problem is their mounts are
shakier (and they weren’t the Rock of Gibraltar way back when), wooden tripods
having given way to extruded aluminum jobs barely adequate for low power. Eyepieces,
however, are definitely much better now. Most are fairly good 1.25-inch
oculars that blow the doors off the .965-inch horrors of the past. Finders have
improved, too, red dot jobs having displaced small-aperture, stopped-down optical
finders or the dreadful “reflex” finders Jason-branded scopes once sported.
That glorious box promising wonders... |
Looking at the waif before me, I noted the label on her
(plastic) focuser read, “Celestron 114-AZ SR D=114, F=600, F=5.2, MADE IN
CHINA.” I almost walked on, knowing the limitation that would impose given
the spherical mirror I knew this little girl would have. But I didn’t. I’ve
seen Celestron 130mm scopes with spherical mirrors do OK on the Moon and other
subjects at similar focal lengths, so why not?
I’ve also gotta admit the Celestron tugged at my heart
strings, looking sad and pitiful with her banged-up steel tube tarted-up with
paint to make it look like carbon fiber.
And I am always on the lookout for scopes to pass on to enthusiastic young
undergraduate astronomy students. Also, there was the price tag on her, “$19.99.”
Finally, paraphrasing Charlie Brown, I said out loud, “Besides, I think this
little telescope needs me.”
The Celestron, who told me her name was “Tanya,” begged to
be taken home: “Uncle Rod, my red dot finder alone is worth 20 bucks. PLEASE
GET ME OUTA THIS PLACE!” I took a look at her primary, which appeared
bright and clean, and surveyed the rest of her. She looked complete with a
couple of cheap Plössls, one in her focuser and one in her little eyepiece tray.
Well, almost complete; her aperture cover was long gone. I scooped the girl up
and headed to the checkout, “Oh, thank you, Rod! I know we’ll be great
friends!”
A hard-knock life. |
My initial examination showed one of the two eyepiece
locking screws was jammed. It was so tight I had to resort to (carefully) unscrewing
it with a pair of vice-grips. To my surprise, it wasn’t cross-threaded and
stripped, just screwed down awful tight. When it was loose, I was able to extract
the 9.7mm Plössl (both eyepieces being Celestron’s extra-cheap ones with metal barrels
but plastic bodies) and examine the secondary mirror. A look in the now empty
focuser showed several big blemishes on it. Might just be dirt or might be
damage to the coating—there is no telling what a kid who got a telescope
instead of the battery-powered scooter they really wanted will do to torture the
poor thing.
Otherwise, it was clear Tanya had indeed led that proverbial
hard-knock life. There were several small dents and dings on the tube, and
something—who knows what?—had been sprayed on it here and there. There was also
plenty of the dreaded Chinese glue-grease (apparently made of ground-up weasels),
which had migrated from focuser, to tube, to mount, to tripod with the aid of
young fingers.
There was a crescent Moon in the sky, so naturally I got little
Tanya into the backyard for a look. Before doing that, I gave both her oculars
a good cleaning—they were filthy. How was that Moon? Not bad. It was sharp
enough given the obvious mis-collimation of the un-cooled-down optics, poor
seeing, and the only fair quality of the eyepiece (these plastic-bodied Plössls
are used on many of Celestron’s/SkyWatcher’s lower-priced scopes). Anyhow,
Tanya did well enough I declared she had possibilities and told her we’d get
her cleaned up in the morning.
That morning, if not too early that morning, I set
off to obtain something I knew I’d need, paper-reinforcers to make a center dot
for her primary mirror so I could collimate her. To my astonishment, Publix had
none. Neither did Walgreens. Nor did the Walmart food store. I finally turned
some up at CVS drugs. Is there a paper-ass*&^% shortage or something?
I did that, which was just as much of a pain as removing the
other screws, since all were held in place by tiny nuts and Unk couldn’t get
his fingers very far into the tube due to the thick plastic spider vanes. Finally,
all screws were removed, but the plastic assembly still refused to budge. It
was pretty obviously glued as well as screwed into place. One of the problems
with this and similar little scopes is they are not made to be maintained—they are
like Chinese puzzle boxes.
Ready for collimation. |
Next up was collimation, but to do that, I’d have to center-dot
the mirror. I was surprised not to see a dot on the primary. Even Synta's (the parent corporation whose brands include Celestron and SkyWatcher) lower-priced “amateur astronomy class” scopes like the aforementioned Starblast
have ‘em. I suppose they don’t bother with those like the 114AZ bound for
hobby/toy/department stores.
How do you center dot a mirror that ain’t got one? Grab a
compass, draw a circle the same diameter as the primary on a piece o’ paper,
fold it into quarters, snip off the apex of the cone formed, unfold it, place
it on the mirror, and carefully make a dot on the primary through the hole. Center
the paper reinforcer on the dot. If you’re as OCD as Unk, you’ll then take a Q-tip
moistened with alcohol and gently remove the sharpie mark.
I collimated the little thing using the Celestron combo
sight-tube/Cheshire I’ve had for years. If you want to know how to do Newtonian
collimation, see my blog entry on the subject.
Having done a Newtonian fairly recently, I did not have to reference my own
article. Denouement? Secondary and primary were both off a considerable
amount but were easy enough to get “in” in just a few minutes.
Done for the moment with the OTA, it was time to see what I
could do to improve the mount. The azimuth axis had a healthy dollop of that glue-grease.
So much of the viscous stuff the tube tended to continue moving in azimuth when
I stopped pushing it. A little of my favorite cure, DeOxit, and the application
of some Blaster synthetic lube freed up the motion quite a bit. There was only
so much I could do, since the azimuth axis was pressed into place and would
have been difficult or impossible to remove, but it was better.
Wasn’t a whole lot to be done for the altitude axis. A
little lube in the trunnions and that was it. The altitude slow-motion arm
(talk about a blast from the distant past) did not need any attention. Finally, I used some 99% isopropyl alcohol,
DeOxit, and WD-40 to banish the many patches of weasel grease on mount and
tripod.
The spider is part of the end assembly of the tube. |
Last thing? I tried to make poor Tanya pretty again
and was partially successful. I was, with mucho scrubbing and application of Pledge
furniture polish, able to remove most of the nasty-looking spots on the OTA.
Oh, she’ll never look like she did the day excited hands pulled her out of her
Technicolor box, but, yeah, she looked much better. I picked her up,
cradled her in my arms, and took her to the backyard to acclimatize ahead of
darkness. You know what? The little scope positively glowed sitting there.
While waiting, I thought I’d learn a little something about Missy.
It turns out she is a currently sold scope retailing for about 100 bucks at—fittingly—Kohl’s
department store. Seems to me I may even have seen a 114AZ in the Kohl’s up the
street last Christmas. I also solved a mystery: what the “SR” in the telescope’s model number
means. The 114AZ SR is smartphone ready. What does that mean? As
she came from the factory, the scope was furnished with a little cell phone
mount so you could take pictures through the eyepiece. That mount, which apparently
involved rubber bands, was not with Tanya at Goodwill, and had no doubt gone
missing along with the aperture cover (and a pack-in DVD of the Starry Night software)
long ago.
I sat and waited for it to get dark enough. But you know
Unk; I got “go” fever: “Hail, it’s dark enough to look at the Moon.” And it
was. The difference between bedraggled Tanya the previous night, and tonight’s
prom-queen Tanya was more than palpable. The just before first quarter Moon was
simply scrumptious.
At 60x with her so-so (or maybe not so so-so) 10mm
eyepiece, Selene was a thing of wonder. With darkness having arrived, I thought
I’d push her a small amount. I plucked one of Celestron’s slightly better Plössls,
a 6mm, out of its case to see what she could do with 100x, a more practical magnification
for observing the Solar System. With a little more power, the trio of craters,
Theophillus, Cyrillus, and Catharina, was simply breathtaking.
Was the wee scope perfect? Hardly. Even at “just” 100x,
there began to be problems. Not with the optics, but with the mount. At that
modest magnification, it began to border on unusable. Oh, I could get the
telescope in focus, but it was quite shaky and I had to exercise a light touch.
Combine that shakiness with the shallow depth of focus of its fast focal ratio,
and a scope like this challenges the very people it is supposedly designed to
serve, children and beginners. However, it is definitely at least OK with the
two supplied eyepieces, which furnish 23x and 60x.
Looking and feeling much better! |
While the sky was beginning to haze over, as it had been
since sundown, I just had to take a look at M42. The Trapezium was easy and
there was as much nebulosity on view as I’d expect any 4-inch to show on a
less-than-average night. Oh, we made a few other stops as well. The ET Cluster,
NGC 457 was pretty if more subdued than on a good evening. But we ended on Luna
again. I couldn’t stop marveling what at what this formerly debased little
telescope was showing me.
Frankly, I was thrilled I’d been able to bring this sad little
refugee back to life. Unfortunately, while the sky wasn’t looking any worse
than it had, and the winter stars were glittering bravely in the haze, the one
thing that always indicates it is time for Unk to end an observing run occurred.
My feet got cold. When that happens, it is end of story, game over, zip
up your fly. I picked the little scope up, deposited her in the Batcave (her
aperture covered with a shower cap), and was inside watching television with
the cats in just a few minutes.
When the time is right, yes, Tanya will undoubtedly go to
some deserving young person, but till then, yeah, it’s just as she said; we’re
going to be great friends.