Wednesday, December 24, 2014
A Tale of Two Eclipses and a Merry Christmas from the New Chaos Manor South
The New Manse... |
Yeah, muchachos, I know the solar eclipse chasers among us look
down their noses at mere lunar eclipses. But Unk is a Moon eclipse maniac. Why?
We’ll get to that, but, first, it’s “HO-HO-HO
AND MISTLETOE AND PRESENTS TO PRETTY GIRLS!” In other words, a very merry
Christmas from the new Chaos Manor
South! I’ll tell you about our Christmas Eve directly, but now we are gonna
talk lunar eclipses.
First off, what do y’all think about the currently
popular—with the public—term for “lunar eclipse,” “BLOOD MOON”? You sure won’t find me using it, campers.
It’s kinda romantic sounding, I reckon, and does indeed do a fair job of
describing the appearance of a totally eclipsed Luna. HOWEVER…the term is
wrapped-up in superstitious mumbo-jumbo involving patently ridiculous “prophecies”
about the end of the world (as in, “IT’S THE END OF THE WOILD, I TELLS YA!”).
So, I choose to eschew “blood moon,” no matter how attractive it might seem public
outreach-wise.
Anyhoo, my history with Moon darkenings is a long one,
stretching back fifty years, to my birth as an amateur astronomer in 1964. There’d
been a couple of notable eclipses in the early 1960s that would have been
visible to me before my first Big One in December of 1964; one in March of ‘60,
and one in June of ‘64. And I do indeed have the barest memories of staring up at a fading Moon once before the ’64
Christmas (season) Eclipse. That would have to have been in 1964, since we
didn’t move from our old house on Dauphin Island Parkway to Mama’s dream home
in Canterbury Heights until June of 1960,
and I don’t seem to have any memory of an eclipse from the old place.
I would have been almost eleven years old at the time of the
June 1964 total total eclipse, and should be able to remember it well, but, frankly,
I have only the vaguest recall of it. A fragmentary memory that at first didn’t
make sense. I seemed to remember walking
out into the parking lot of a bowling alley to look at it. That
sounded ridiculous, but now that I think about it, my Cub Scout Pack did have a couple of all-night bowling parties (well,
till 10 or 11 p.m.) for us kids at Skyline Lanes, just up the road from our
subdivision. So maybe it ain’t so ridiculous after all. Anyhoo, that eclipse
doesn't seem to have made a huge impression on li’l Unk. That was to change in
six months’ time, to put it mildly.
December 1964
While I have often at least wanted to believe, I've never been a big fan of organized religion. Even as a four-year-old
dragged to Sunday school at Mama’s Methodist church, I found the whole schmear a little strange and off-putting.
However, as a pre-teen, I assented to going to church
and Sunday School with Mama to keep the peace. I could even be cajoled into
spending a week at Vacation Bible School in the summer. Actually, the truth was
that I
liked Kingswood United Methodist
Church. Not only was it the center of our southern suburban social life in them
days, a young woman of my acquaintance, Miss Jitter Jones, also went to
Kingswood. As 6th grade came in, I suddenly and strangely found I wanted to
spend much time in her company.
The BLOOD MOON of January 2000... |
Which was probably the main reason I didn't put up a fuss about
having to go to a church Christmas party, the second of two, for gosh sakes, in December
of ‘64. Also, going was undeniably preferable to listening to Mama’s opinion as
to what would happen to me if I strayed too far from the faith. In her judgment,
missing any church function was the
first step on a road to ruin that would likely wind up with li’l Rod joining
the Soviet Red Army.
Despite wanting to avoid Mama's fuming and her patented
lectures, and very much wanting to see Miss Jones, there was a major
malfunction. The MYF (“Methodist Young Folk” me and my buddies thought that
was) Christmas bash on the 19th of December would, unfortunately, coincide,
with a total lunar eclipse.
I contented myself that the party would probably wrap up
before the height of the eclipse, which, I read in our paper, The Possum Swamp Register and Birdcage Liner,
would not come till 8 p.m. Since the MYF would get underway at 6, I assumed I was purty safe. That was
important. That year, 1964, was also the year of Stephanie’s telescope, the year I became an amateur astronomer—albeit one without a scope—and
anything special I heard about going on in the sky was suddenly a big deal.
You know what they say about the word “assume,” doncha? I’d
forgot the strange ways of adults. Before we could get to eating party food and
socializing, we had to sit and listen to endless rambling talks, amateur
sermons, about the Christmas Miracle. I wouldn't have minded listening to
Mama’s Pastor, Sid Locke, who was a gifted speaker, and a cool dude, but these adults
were neither as convincing nor as talented as Reverend Sid.
They were a couple of lay church leaders who weren't just
boring, but who did their best to turn a wondrous season of joy into a dreary and
bleak responsibility. Not that these people knew
they were boring the daylights out of us kids. They probably thought they had
us in the palms of their hands and every freaking one of ‘em got cranked up and
talked and talked and talked.
There was a saving grace on this night, but it didn't come
from above; it came from my Sunday School teacher, Cub Scout Den Mother, and,
later, science teacher, Miss Emily Baldwin. As li’l Rod's Timex ticked on
toward 8, with the party part of the proceedings still well underway, I found I
couldn’t restrain myself any longer. I approached the sometimes forbidding and
spinsterish Emily Baldwin: “Miz Emily, I read in the paper that there is a
total lunar eclipse tonight, and it is going on right now…”
Partial eclipse of June '65. 3-inch Tasco + Argoflex... |
That was all it took for the science-minded Miss Baldwin to marshal
her chicks into the parking lot to view what she referred to as “One of God’s wondrous
spectacles.” I’ve written before how us 6th graders, still innocent and open to
wonder, stared up at the darkening and reddening Moon and spontaneously, as
with one voice, broke into “Silent Night” ala' A Charlie Brown Christmas. What I haven’t talked about is how the Moon, the eclipse, looked on that
long ago night.
It’s easy to find the circumstances and details of an
eclipse with Google, and I did indeed look up the December 1964 event to make
sure I wasn’t misremembering it. I wasn't. It was a good one. High in the sky
and dark, but not too dark. The Moon
was a medium red at totality and very attractive. Which red color elicited
plenty of questions from the kids—and the adults who’d also wandered out—until
I, at Miss Baldwin’s prompting, explained the reddening. Even covered by the shadow
of the Earth, the Moon was being illuminated by light passing through our
planet’s atmosphere. “Just like seeing the Sun turn red at sunset,” li’l Rod
chirped.
The amazing thing? In those more enlightened times, no one,
neither kid nor adult, chimed in that the Bible pointed to a BLOOD MOON as being
a sign of the END TIMES. In those days, us middle class suburban kids and
adults would have attributed such strange ideas to out-in-the-country cult
churches. Today, such weird beliefs are almost mainstream, I’m afraid.
Anyhow, not only did my “eclipse talk,” if you want to call
my mumbling and bumbling that, get me in
good with Emily Baldwin for quite a spell, it obviously impressed Miss Jones. As
I was waving my hands around, outlining the mechanics of lunar eclipses for the
crowd, I couldn’t help noticing she was throwing me an admiring glance or
three.
That was good, nay wonderful. But what was also good was that night helped
start me on the road I was to take for a lifetime. At least as much as Stephanie’s telescope, that eclipse is responsible
for me becoming an astronomy writer and educator.
That's the reason, I guess, the supposedly mundane lunar eclipses are still
stirring for your old Uncle.
There were more good, if not quite as memorable, lunar
eclipses after 1964, including a nice partial one in June of 1965, which came
not long after I got my first telescope, a Tasco 3-inch Newtonian. I didn’t
think the eclipse looked that much better in a telescope, really, than it did
with my naked eyes, but I was excited by the picture I took by holding a camera
up to the eyepiece of my little reflector. After that? Moon eclipses kind of
faded into the background as I started on the road to becoming a (sometimes)
serious deep sky observer.
October 2014
Just beginning... |
And, so, all the long years have ticked by from 1964 to
2014. It sure would have been cool to have another Christmas eclipse exactly 50
years down the road. And we almost did—missed it by that much, y’all. One thing is sure concerning the recent one,
anyway: if I didn’t know how much a
lunar eclipse could still move me, I dang sure found out. I don’t know how many
of y’all dragged out of bed way-early on that 8th of October Thursday morning
for it, but it was worth it, was it ever.
Not that I spent over much time just gawking at the show; I
wanted to take pictures. It had been years since I imaged a lunar eclipse, not
since the January 2000, event, the last total lunar eclipse of the Millennium.
How long ago that was is witnessed by the fact that the camera I used then was
my ol’ Pentax loaded up with Fuji’s legendary Super G800+. Film. That eclipse was a mid-evening one, and I shot through my
Ultima C8 (at about f/10) to good effect. Since thisun wouldn't be underway good
till after 3 in the cotton-picking a.m., however, I had no intention of
dragging out a C8—or any other telescope.
No, I plunked down my trusty Manfrotto tripod and Canon DSLR
and imaged with a zoom lens that took me out to 400mm. I achieved a nice, large
image scale, but could also frame the Moon with trees, houses, etc. when I
wanted to. Only fly in that-there ointment? It had been so long since I’d shot
the sky with an undriven camera that I got a little carried away. At much over
3-seconds at 400mm, you will get obviously trailed stars—and I pumped up the
exposure a little too much at times. The good? The live-view of new-fangled
DSLRs sure makes sharp focus a snap.
I started out in comfort on the deck, firing away at the
partial phases. I’ve got plenty of big memory cards, so I shot lots and lots of
frames between ducking inside for yet another cup of Joe. What did I think of
the eclipse as totality slowly approached? Sweet. Cool. Impressive. Like the
1964 event, it was dark but not too
dark. But affecting? Not so much. Not at
first, anyhow.
Just before totality came in at 5:30 a.m., I had to move the
camera to the front yard, since the Moon was beginning to sink in the west, and
a tree a couple of houses down was blocking me and the Canon’s view from the
deck. After taking plenty of frames at mid-totality, I stopped and just looked
for a spell.
I don’t know what it was, maybe just the sight of the
eclipsed Moon with my unaided eyes, or perhaps the vista of that big red
balloon floating over suburban houses like in the 60s, but suddenly all those
long years, nearly half of a century of them, faded away. I almost heard the
voice of long-gone Miss Emily again and felt young Jitter Jones standing at my
elbow in the early morning darkness.
These feelings were intense enough that when I came out of
my reverie—or whatever it was—and began shooting the Moon again, my heart hurt
a little bit. For lost friends, and years, and youth. But that is the nature of
life on this little rock, y’all, and I shortly carried on imaging and enjoying
the show in more cheerful fashion.
Christmas Eve 2014
The key word was “quiet,” y’all, which is just the way like D. and I like it. Oh, in the a.m., we’ll have a houseful of family, but today it was just the two of us. We did get out this morning to run a few errands, preceded by one of our traditions, a Christmas Eve lunch at a Chinese place.
Postscript: As midnight came in, there was indeed some clearing, and Unk wobbled onto the deck with his trusty Burgess 15x70 binocs and got his Christmas Eve view of the Great Nebula. If a somewhat shaky one caused by the cold wind, the heavy binoculars, and maybe by the just a bit more than a dram of Yell he'd consumed while watching freaking Anthony Bourdain's show, his Christmas Eve viewing of choice this year.
Next Time: Uncle Rod's New Year...The key word was “quiet,” y’all, which is just the way like D. and I like it. Oh, in the a.m., we’ll have a houseful of family, but today it was just the two of us. We did get out this morning to run a few errands, preceded by one of our traditions, a Christmas Eve lunch at a Chinese place.
In the past that has usually been one of the Japanese
steakhouses, who, natch, really serve Americanized Chinese food, but today it
was China Doll. It’s a buffet, yeah, but it’s the best Chinese buffet I have ever
seen. I did not stint on the General’s Chicken, that’s for sure. I don’t
know who General Tso is, but I hope he gets promoted to the PLA General Staff;
he deserves it.
Back home the big question was the weather: would it clear enough to allow Unk his
other tradition, a Christmas Eve look at M42, that greatest of all ornaments? The
weather-goobers insisted there’d be clearing, but at 3 p.m. the clouds from the
nasty front that yielded killer tornadoes just to our west in Mississippi the
day before were still hanging on.
My original intent had been to make it a special night, to get my Edmund Scientific Palomar
Junior out for a look at the Great Nebula, but as time went on and
the sky remained a socked-in gray, I began to scale back. I love my old Pal, but that scope is a handful
on her pedestal mount and is packed away in a corner of Unk’s shop behind more
than a few boxes I’ve “temporarily” stored there. I decided that should I get a
sucker hole or three, I’d just waltz Amelia, the C102 refractor, out to the
deck for a quick peep between draughts of Rebel Yell and watching whatever good
Christmas movie appeared on the cotton-picking cable.
The Clear Sky Clock and Scope
Nights, my two goto astronomy weather apps insisted “clearing by 7 p.m.” Alas, 7 and then 8 came and went without a
hint of that. Poor old Unk laid a finger aside of his nose, opened up the
bottle of Yell, and turned on the umpteenth showing of A Christmas Story. In a bit of a snit, I settled in for the prelude
to a long winter’s nap where visions of gleaming APO refractors on massive
German equatorial mounts would undoubtedly dance in my head.
And so another Christmas Eve has come and gone muchachos. This
was my first skunking in a couple of years and I tried to bear it with good grace,
declaring that should it clear by midnight, I’d hie myself out to the backyard
with a pair of binoculars at least. But I almost didn’t need to. The memory of
M42 as seen on Christmas Eve of 1966 was clearer
than ever this year. And there is always next year. To sum up? “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
Postscript: As midnight came in, there was indeed some clearing, and Unk wobbled onto the deck with his trusty Burgess 15x70 binocs and got his Christmas Eve view of the Great Nebula. If a somewhat shaky one caused by the cold wind, the heavy binoculars, and maybe by the just a bit more than a dram of Yell he'd consumed while watching freaking Anthony Bourdain's show, his Christmas Eve viewing of choice this year.
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And merry christmas to you uncle rod and thanks for all your wonderful blogs over the past years. Howard
Zero comments? I can't have that!, thanks for every one of your blog posts last year Rod. I enjoyed them all, you are a true friend of the Astronomy Community and a Southern Gentleman as well.
Have a very merry Christmas..
Kevin Berwick
Have a very merry Christmas..
Kevin Berwick
I've been away from amateur astronomy and from your blog for a couple of years, but inspired by your tradition I did enjoy a long look at M42 last night. Thank you for continuing to write and promote this wonderful hobby that is always ready for me to return. Have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year!
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